Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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