i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
too bad you live with your parents still
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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