But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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