So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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