so that wasnt chicken after all
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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