help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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