Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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