in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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