i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
