So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
And then he peed in my hair
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