as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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