mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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