I'm jealous of your bromance
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
