why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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