I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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