she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Mom said you looked used
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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