a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
