it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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