I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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