have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
