And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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