I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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