I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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