You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
