I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There's always time for handjobs
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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