Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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