tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I got inside last night via doggy door
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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