porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Randomize
