what if I'm pregnant?
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She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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