I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
people are starting to question the shark bite story
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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