I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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