That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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