Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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