Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
His nipple licking is glorious
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