I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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