you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize
