she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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