do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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