He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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