so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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