My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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