Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
if only i could text you this smell
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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