That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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