One girl and one boy is just not enough.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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