it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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