This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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