Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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