Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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