Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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