Where did you get a picture of my penis
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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