she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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